He's Dead Gym

Brief observations and musings from my morning visit to the gym.

SEEN:

One bitchin’ mullet. Obscured by a hat. Shame.

One yerkl. This is the clinical term for a comb-over. (Why do balding guys do this? Go short. Don’t hide it.)

Kerry Eggers.

HEARD:

Amongst the crap gym music, Generals and Majors by XTC, Sheena Is a Punk Rocker by The Ramones and Weird Science by Oingo Boingo.

OVERHEARD:

One conversation between one huge guy and one much smaller guy. The 30 seconds I overheard contained at least five uses of the term, “dude”. Wow. And at least one utterance of the word, “tasty”.

B!